2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

"Only one more chapter, then sleep."
— The lies we tell ourselves when reading. (via xpertangel)
In case you haven’t heard this recently:

therealbarbielifts:

You are doing a great job. No matter how small your progress is it’s still progress. I am proud of you and how far you have come. Keep up the great work!

iloverichardwright:

estychan:

I have been waiting for this post my entire life.

Gonna scream

laldrin:

in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

avengethedoctor:

IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK THAT GETS PUBLISHED

like hearing thaT THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK

and then the coVER ART

and having a physical copy of your oWN WRITING IN BOOK FORM IN YOUR HANDS

WOW I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK

mutilatedmemories:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

ALL TEACHERS SHOULD BE LIKE THIS